so even though my friend doesn’t rp with me she threaten to cut off my proverbial dick so I’m not allowed to delete this account anymore so I get to let it collect dust forever okay
cool
cause I really want to keep my proverbial dick attached to my body
I’m deleting this account along with all of my other role play blogs tomorrow night.
Unless by some amazing form of magic convinces me to stay, I say go ahead and unfollow me while you’re ahead so you don’t have to deal with not being able to unfollow me later.
… Ouch. Well, there went the laughter. Still, Ilaria managed to smile up at Lavi. She did start the whole thing, after all.
“I suppose I deserve that one, huh? Ma, I agree. It has been far too long~. Things are painfully quiet without you around, mio amico.”
“A little,”he smiles back apologetically,”And I can’t imagine it’s painfully quiet with me— I’m not that loud… at least, I don’t think I am.”
His eyebrows crease slightly, as thought he were concerned.
But of course everyone knows he doesn’t give a damn and chooses to be as loud as he damn well pleases, when he pleases.
(Source: gouraiten)
“Ma, ma… So cruel, mio coniglietto…” Ilaria wilted, though her shoulders were shaking with the effort of not laughing. “I thought we had something special~.”
Sly dog. He wasn’t sorry at all, was he~? … He was trying to get her to crack up. … and it was working.
Lavi shrugs,”Oh, it is special. As special as it with the…several other girls I have something ‘special’ with.”
Well. That was actually kinda rude, there, Lavi.
“Maybe a little more special than that,” he quickly adds on before moving on,”No, but seriously. It really is good to see you again, though.”
(Source: gouraiten)
“He supposes~.” The blonde mock rolled her eyes, the smile never leaving her face. “Come now, mio coniglietto~. You know you love me~. My wit, charm, and pleasant demeanor are irresistible.”
A playful wink, though it probably didn’t have the same effect it usually as now that Lavi’s gone and ruined her usually impeccable hair.
… Dramatic.
“Yes, I suppose,” one eyebrow raises, he’s amused by her…dramatic demeanor,”and terribly sorry to disappoint, but it’s only irresistible to men who aren’t irresistible themselves.”
(Source: gouraiten)
“thats good to hear”
“Definitely. But it doesn’t help that the books he’s making me read are ridiculously boring. It’s hard staying awake reading stuff like that.”
(Source: gouraiten)
“Ouch, my heart. You wound me, darling. Wound me! I might never recover!” She dramatically placed her hands over her heart as if pierce with a blade made of pure agony.
… Drama queen.
“Ma, it’s good to see you again, Lavi. It really is. I certainly missed you~.”
Lavi snorted, but in the end, he caved and grinned.
“Yeah, yeah,” He ruffles her hair amicably,”and, I suppose I can say I missed you, too. But just a little.”
(Source: gouraiten)
